Movie pitch: Saved by the Bell

When Bayside High closes down due to lack of funds, Zack, Screech, Slater and the gang are forced to go to school in south central LA.

Zack immediately impregnates Kelly.

Slater is indoctrinated into gang culture.

Screech creates designer rave drugs.

Lisa goes all Nikki Minaj

Jessie overdoses on speed.

I’d watch it. 

The whole time that weird girl Tori from that season where they got rid of Kelly and Jessie is an undercover cop trying to infiltrate Screech’s operation.

And Mr. Belding bottoms out and struggles with meth addiction.

did I mention I really thought this out?

Again, let me say- I’m seriously not into people that send insulting, vulgar and downright fucking mean messages to my ex thinking they’re doing me some sort of favor. Like I need extra drama. I’ve always hated it when people did that shit and I certainly didn’t become a fan of it over time.

If you really want to talk to me? If you liked me? With what I’ve seen you say I’d never even speak to you. The fact that you said you’d stopand then literally the next night you sent another isn’t exactly a marker of you being the best listener, or the best person. Grow the fuck up and move on.

Also I really hope you’re just disguising how you normally type because your grammar skills are straight sad.

To whoever is sending my ex anons, can we cut that shit out? Like now? If you’re trying to support me- and you KNOW me, you’d know that this kindve shit isn’t impressive to me. Not even remotely.

I don’t need people in my life that would say the things I’ve seen you say, so stop following her, and when you’re done with that- stop following me.

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