When Bayside High closes down due to lack of funds, Zack, Screech, Slater and the gang are forced to go to school in south central LA.
Zack immediately impregnates Kelly.
Slater is indoctrinated into gang culture.
Screech creates designer rave drugs.
Lisa goes all Nikki Minaj
Jessie overdoses on speed.
I’d watch it.
The whole time that weird girl Tori from that season where they got rid of Kelly and Jessie is an undercover cop trying to infiltrate Screech’s operation.
And Mr. Belding bottoms out and struggles with meth addiction.
did I mention I really thought this out?
Johnny Knoxville and Monk hm? Very funny Michael Bay. April fools was on Tuesday.
So the Ninja Turtles trailer is here and..I…uhh…well…
Okay fuck it, I’m totally freaked out. No one said the turtles were going to walk the line of human and turtle to such gross ambiguity that I’m terrified to see them speak.
How did we do this better with guys in rubber costumes like 24 years ago?
Again, let me say- I’m seriously not into people that send insulting, vulgar and downright fucking mean messages to my ex thinking they’re doing me some sort of favor. Like I need extra drama. I’ve always hated it when people did that shit and I certainly didn’t become a fan of it over time.
If you really want to talk to me? If you liked me? With what I’ve seen you say I’d never even speak to you. The fact that you said you’d stopand then literally the next night you sent another isn’t exactly a marker of you being the best listener, or the best person. Grow the fuck up and move on.
Also I really hope you’re just disguising how you normally type because your grammar skills are straight sad.
just saw the poprocks/coke video. HAHA, good on ya, mate
Thanks! Glad you liked it. I didn’t build that wax scale model of a skull for nothing. lol
I resent Michael Bay’s Parents for not crushing his dreams of becoming a filmmaker.
You ever wear something into a store that you bought at that store? Doesn’t the fear just take you? Like you’ll get accused of stealing shit and they’ll make you go home shirtless?
I called this shit my Han Solo headshot back in the day.
So I used to work at a Children’s Portrait Studio, and they offered free pictures as a Christmas Bonus to us for our kids. I don’t have kids, but my birthday is close to Christmas.
I broke my toe the other day and it looks nasty. So nasty in fact that when it comes time to unwrap it every day, I’m genuinely terrified. I feel like it looks like Jeff Goldblum from the fly under there.
To whoever is sending my ex anons, can we cut that shit out? Like now? If you’re trying to support me- and you KNOW me, you’d know that this kindve shit isn’t impressive to me. Not even remotely.
I don’t need people in my life that would say the things I’ve seen you say, so stop following her, and when you’re done with that- stop following me.